Alright, ASOS. Now you’re just taking the piss.
We accepted the dinosaur tail as a snazzy addition to our festival and work ensembles. We just about got our head around the band t-shirt with a giant ruffled sash.
ASOS is now selling a 'sausage' choker for reasons we cannot understand
But this is the limit.
Right now, at this very moment, ASOS is selling a choker that spells out ‘sausage’.
Yes. Sausage. In sterling silver.
We were first alerted to the existence of said choker by a tweet which asked a very, very important question: is ASOS okay?