Pick yourself up off from the ground, you big, fashionable dummy.
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No longer must you lower yourself to rolling around in mud to get a cool, edgy finish on your denim.
Finally, a store will create the mud streaked look for you – no cow pats or fields required.
Nordstrom – the same people who brought you a fancy rock for the bargain price of £70 – are now selling a new style of denim that they’re calling Barracuda Straight Leg Jeans.