Tired of having to deal with the exhausting decision of which top to pair with your one pair of jeans?
Fancy the thrill of having to get totally naked in public toilets to pee?
Aldi has just launched a new athleisure collection and nothing costs more than £15
Refuse to buy clothing items unless they’re specifically marketed for men, so as not to damage your fragile masculinity?
If you answered ‘yes’ to these questions, we may have stumbled upon your next birthday present.
Presenting the RompHim.