There are loads of reasons you might not be able to wear high heels.

Maybe you have arthritis, like me. Or bunions, or a dodgy Achilles, or back problems, or you’re recovering from an injury.
Or maybe you just can’t walk in the damn things, or you simply can’t be arsed to subject yourself to agony for the sake of slightly longer-looking legs. Fair enough.
Since I had to throw out all my heels – even the relatively little ones – I’ve seen some positive side-effects, and some really bloomin’ annoying ones.