You know what fashion has always lacked?
Vaginas.
Come next spring, we'll all be wearing vaginas - as seen at New York Fashion Week
The industry might make a huge proportion of its money from those of us blessed with vaginas but designers seem to have resolutely avoided actually sewing renditions of them on to dresses and shirts.
That is, until now.
Because over in New York, the Namilia Spring 2018 show was a tribute to all things vulva.