How the hell did we miss this? The world facial hair championships took place this weekend in Portland, USA.
And one guy actually ate Wotsits out of HIS OWN BEARD (sorry for shouting, but cheesy puffs).
The world beard and moustache championships were held at the Keller Auditorium in Portland, Oregon and featured such mind-boggling categories as best muskateer moustache and freestyle full beard.
Many of the 300 entrants, who came from all over the world, had spent years perfecting their facial hair.
The winner was a local boy called Madison Rowley (of course he was) and he’ll now enjoy an all-expenses paid trip to Leogang, Austria,… Read the full story