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Why Christmas jumpers are the best worst things ever

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Christmas jumpers drive apparently well-adjusted people into a frothing rage (Picture: Getty)

Christmas jumpers are for w*nkers.

Not my words, but many of you are probably nodding and there’s no shortage of blog posts saying exactly the same thing.

Christmas jumpers are the worst.

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They’re the equivalent of novelty socks or comedy ties, signs that say ‘you don’t have to be crazy to work here but it helps’ –  the mark of the utter tosspot.

The fury they generate is something to behold.

And that’s what’s so great about them.

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