Now Christmas is over, you’ve got to deal with the fact that the UK is currently colder than Alaska.
Any sort of style you once had is gradually going out of the window and the moment you remove your dressing gown is akin to having a bikini wax. Stay strong.
1. You try all of those hacks like putting your clothes on the radiator and trying to get dressed underneath the covers. Everything looks a bit crumpled and you still can’t feel your fingers.
2. The cold is messing with your brain so much that you’ve contemplated wearing a duvet suit.
3. There’s holes in your tights in awkward places (yes down there). Just when you think you’ve found a pair that’s intact, you spot the blob of glittery nail polish that you used to stop a ladder.
4. Working out how many layers you can feasibly wear is like being back at school again. … Read the full story