If you’ve got money left over from buying those £615 Gucci trainers that look like they’ve run through the mud, why not treat yourself to an Alexander Wang condom keychain for £185?
That’s right, £185 for a keyring.
Imagine being that fancy, rather than loading up your keys with those coins for supermarket trolleys and a little Lego man.
The Alexander Wang keychain is not, sadly, solid gold, but ‘gold-tone metal’ in the design of a condom in its wrapper.
On the front are the words ‘no after party’.
What does this mean? We truly have no clue, beyond Wang telling us that he’s not planning a rager. But it looks cool, and that’s all that matters.
People have been a tad puzzled by the design… and its price.
Matt Jones posted a photo of the keychain on Facebook, writing: ‘Because who doesn’t need a gold condom keyring?’
We must also note that the keychain does not contain an actual condom inside, so you’d still need to invest in protection.
But if you’re keen to stick to a theme, Alexander Wang has previously created actual condoms.
Last summer he designed a collection with Trojan condoms, creating wrappers that said ‘Protect Your Wang’.
The Wang condoms were handed out with every purchase from the label, and at a Pride event Alexander threw them out for free to crowds.
Hey, we’re big fans of a fashion brand promoting safe sex, especially if it’s a play on the word ‘wang’.
If you’re keen to jump on the trend but don’t have a spare £185, you could always grab an actual condom in its wrapper, spray-paint it gold, then attach it to your keys. Easy.