You know that creeping feeling of dread when you realise you’ll need to stand for a prolonged period of time?
All the chairs in the pub are taken. The gig is standing, but it’s 8pm and the support act aren’t even on yet. Your manager thinks standing meetings are better for productivity and ‘active thinking’.
These are terrible moments, but thankfully, there’s now a solution.
Behold the bean bag onesie – an all in one outfit that gives you a comfy seat wherever you go.
ThinkGeek, where the stylish item is sold, describe the onesie as ideal for times when you’re waiting in line for midnight premieres, product launches, and meet-and-greets, but we say: why stop there?
We could wear this all day, every day.
No more staring at someone until they give you their seat on the Tube. No more human interactions where you have to force yourself to stand and chat, as if you’d not rather be lounging.
It’s designed in green cotton, so is the perfect option for every occasion – work, parties, funerals. You’ll be able to sit wherever you please, and thus be the envy of all those who behold you.
Just make sure you’re not pals with any ne’er-do-wells who will think it’s ‘funny’ to snip a hole in your seat and watch all the beans fall out. You don’t need those kind of people in your life.
If you fancy buying this fashion-forward creation, you can do so for the price of $89.99 (£69).
Alternatively, pick up a bean bag from Ikea and sew it on to an outfit of your choosing. There’s really no need to stand when you could be sitting.
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