All clumsy girls know that there’s one piece of summer fashion they’ll never be able to enjoy: white jeans.
Because white jeans simply cannot be worn outside your bedroom. They are stain magnets, silently waiting for that blob of ketchup to drop or your fork-holding hand to shake.
But no longer must us messy eaters sit on the outskirts of stylish society.
For now, we, too, can get in on the white jeans action.
Presenting stain resistant white jeans. They’re by Old Navy and cost just over £30.