I’m sure that in plenty of parts of the world bikini shopping is an utter joy.
You stroll into a blissfully air-conditioned shop, pour your tanned figure into a flattering bikini, and five minutes later you’re wearing it at the beach.
Bikini shopping in the UK, however, is one big disorienting and demoralising experience.
Here are the 14 struggles you face every time you need to update your holiday wardrobe.
You have to go bikini shopping in the rain