Penises are great. They bring the world plenty of joy. They’re very pretty.
But they’re also hilarious. We can’t quite explain why, but it’s true. Just a doodle of a dick is enough to make us giggle like idiots.
And that is why we love penises. Because they are a thing of both beauty and hilarity. You do your thing, penises.
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