Oh, so you thought that time ASOS kept sending everyone strangely long jeans was weird? You haven’t seen anything yet.
ASOS is currently selling strap-on dinosaur tails. We do not know when this started. We do not know why ASOS decided to start selling dinosaur tails.
All we know is that at this moment, a dinosaur tail is listed on ASOS’s website. Under the festival accessories section, to be more specific.
The Tell Tails Dinosaur Tail is black, scaled, and shiny. It’s quite large. You attach it to your bum by strapping it around your waist.
It costs £25, which is a bargain.