Everyone spare a thought for poor old ASOS.
They tried to have some innocent Halloween fun. They made a cute ‘dripping blood’ choker. Everything should have been fine.
But the internet is filled with dirty, dirty minds. Dirty minds that noticed that their glow-in-the-dark ‘dripping blood’ choker looks a bit, erm, naughty.
ASOS is selling a bow one-piece so you can wrap yourself up like a present
You see, in the dark, ASOS’s choker glows, and it looks brilliantly Halloween-y.
But during the daytime, it just looks like you’ve got a dripping semi-clear/white substance on your neck.
And by a semi-clear/white substance,… Read the full story