Ever felt like your junk is great and all, but that it’s not expressing its inner wolf enough?
Thankfully, there’s now an answer to this age-old problem, and it comes in the form of wolf head crotch underwear.
This is no pair of mere wolf-decorated pants – the more well endowed you are, the more lifelike the beast becomes as its head is shaped around the pants’ crotch area.
According to its Amazon page a pair will make any man look “sexy and wild” and is perfect for either casual wear or as a gift for your boyfriend or husband.