If all the naming contests of the past year have taught us anything, it’s that we simply can’t be trusted with the ability to customise and title things.

Give us the option, and we’re just going to spell out Harambe, or Something-y McSomething Face. We can’t help it. It’s just something we have to do.
And so we’re not entirely sure that Primark thought their new Christmas jumper through.
For just £12, you can buy Primark’s Christmas Letter Jumper.
This, as the name suggests, is a… Read the full story