Men, brace yourselves. Shield your penis (with a special cup made just for men). Clutch your shower gel for men and never, ever let go.

ASOS is coming for your delicate, fragile, but very, very manly masculinity.
Their weapon of choice? A thin bit of fabric around your neck.
*Screams in horror for twelve minutes*.
This week ASOS began to sell chokers… for men.
Men’s chokers are, to be clear, just like regular chokers. But… Read the full story